Mayflower District Court
#state-of-mayflower-v-enoughwiththesarcasm
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adriann 2025-10-07 12:23 a.m.@Doogy Presiding
walter! 2025-10-07 01:03 a.m.
I'd like to provide notice that once the court finds probable cause in this matter we will be proceeding to seek a warrant for the defendant's arrest as permitted pursuant to 5 M.S.C. 1 § 1801.5—as opposed to summons for the defendant.
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Doogy 2025-10-07 06:27 p.m.
I haven't reviewed anything for probable cause yet but could you explain the reasoning behind seeking a warrant under §§ 1801.5? I'm not seeing clearly how this would fall under the criteria to be applicable.
walter! 2025-10-07 06:29 p.m.
Yes, I'm happy to make my presentations now
walter! 2025-10-07 06:31 p.m.
it is important to note that the mere fact that there is a felony charge, let alone multiple, is sufficient here to permit the issuance of a warrant for the defendant's arrest pursuant to S. 1801.5(a)
walter! 2025-10-07 06:32 p.m.
however there is also good cause for a risk to the public safety present, satisfying s. 1801.5(b) as well. The State's case here is formed primarily by the assertion that the defendant has taken it upon himself to dish out consequences for crime in the name of the state—including, in this case, an alleged execution
walter! 2025-10-07 06:32 p.m.
that type of vigilanteism is a risk to public safety even when taken in the best possible light for the defendant
walter! 2025-10-07 06:33 p.m.@Doogy
Doogy 2025-10-07 06:42 p.m.
Right, but it's to my understanding that the Defendant is currently suspended from law enforcement duties pending the conclusion of this case. My only concern is that it would be quite atypical to issue an arrest warrant over a pending criminal matter solely because the Defendant conducted the alleged actions while on duty as law enforcement. This is certainly not the first criminal case with those same circumstances and looking back on previous cases within Mayflower where that is true, no such measures were taken. To be more concise, it's not evident to me how the circumstances presented in this matter would be reaching a threshold in which concern may be drawn to issue an arrest warrant pre-trial or even pre-summons.
walter! 2025-10-07 06:53 p.m.
I appreciate the Court's vigor in assessing the request and while I think that there are interesting issues here that I, truly, would love to brief, I also think that the time for the State to give a large push to exercise this portion of Title 5 is not yet upon us for a variety of tactical reasons.
walter! 2025-10-07 06:53 p.m.@Doogy The State withdraws its request that a warrant be issued. A summons will certainly suffice
Doogy 2025-10-07 07:01 p.m.
Very well, I shall review the submitted documents then for PC.
walter! 2025-10-08 11:07 a.m.
uhh
walter! 2025-10-08 11:07 a.m.@Doogy pc?
Doogy 2025-10-08 03:15 p.m.
probable cause
walter! 2025-10-08 05:25 p.m.
yes i understand what pc means
walter! 2025-10-08 05:25 p.m.
im asking you to act on it
walter! 2025-10-08 05:27 p.m.
we're on day two and we haven't even summoned the defendant yet
walter! 2025-10-08 07:55 p.m.@Doogy
Doogy 2025-10-08 10:55 p.m.
Okay, looks like it's good enough to proceed. I'll draft a summons. @walter!
walter! 2025-10-08 11:08 p.m.
thank you
walter! 2025-10-08 11:08 p.m.
can we have an official finding of probable cause for the record here please @Doogy
walter! 2025-10-08 11:08 p.m.
just trying to maintain our side for an appeal
Doogy 2025-10-08 11:09 p.m.
Probable cause has been established.
It is here so ordered.
Hon. Nomadity ᴘᴄ ᴏᴍ
It is here so ordered.
Hon. Nomadity ᴘᴄ ᴏᴍ
walter! 2025-10-08 11:11 p.m.
thanks :)
universal 2025-10-08 11:16 p.m.
served
universal 2025-10-08 11:16 p.m.
CC @Doogy
Doogy 2025-10-08 11:17 p.m.
thank you mac user
Doogy 2025-10-08 11:17 p.m.
Defendant has until 11:00 p.m. to appear before the court.
Doogy 2025-10-08 11:18 p.m.
cc: @walter!
walter! 2025-10-08 11:19 p.m.
thank you your honor
walter! 2025-10-08 11:19 p.m.
and thank you @universal
walter! 2025-10-08 11:19 p.m.
fyi: mac usage is valid, superior OS from a user experience pov
Doogy 2025-10-08 11:27 p.m.
linux master race
walter! 2025-10-09 11:47 a.m.@sarcasm @Doogy
sarcasm 2025-10-09 01:16 p.m.
sarcasm 2025-10-09 01:21 p.m.@Doogy hello your honor
sarcasm 2025-10-09 01:21 p.m.
how do i get ahold of a lawyer
sarcasm 2025-10-09 01:21 p.m.
im new to this
sarcasmhow do i get ahold of a lawyer
Doogy 2025-10-09 01:22 p.m.legal-advertisements
Doogysarcasm 2025-10-09 01:22 p.m.
ty 
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sarcasm 2025-10-09 01:32 p.m.@Doogy
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Doogy 2025-10-09 01:49 p.m.
Shall we do arraignment? @Toby
Toby 2025-10-09 01:50 p.m.
Let me read the documents rq
walter! 2025-10-09 01:54 p.m.
i'm here too if you need me
walter! 2025-10-09 01:54 p.m.
just ping so i will look at the channel
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Doogy 2025-10-09 07:59 p.m.
Is this true and real? @walter!
walter! 2025-10-09 08:00 p.m.
both true and real your honor @Doogy
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walter! 2025-10-09 08:00 p.m.
we take turns deciding who gets to be of record
walter! 2025-10-09 08:00 p.m.
sharing is caring they said
acarlyle 2025-10-09 08:04 p.m.
What he said Your Honor. Good day, I hope you’re well!
Toby 2025-10-10 06:15 a.m.
2v1 is wild
Doogy 2025-10-12 12:36 p.m.
So, arraignment?
DoogySo, arraignment?
Toby 2025-10-12 01:26 p.m.
We've came to a plea agreement, we're just waiting for the state to put it into paper
Doogy 2025-10-12 02:12 p.m.
Roger that.
walter! 2025-10-12 02:36 p.m.
sorry slight delay for canadian thanksgiving
sarcasm 2025-10-15 04:00 p.m.
let the record reflect that tobyrulles4568 is the goat
Toby 2025-10-15 06:58 p.m.
Let the record reflect that I wholey agree
sarcasmacarlyle 2025-10-15 07:13 p.m.
Hes not gonna waive your fees lil guy
acarlyleHes not gonna waive your fees lil guy
sarcasm 2025-10-15 10:17 p.m.
i've tried to pay him three times now & he's still so locked in that it didn't cross his mind
Doogy 2025-10-17 05:51 p.m.
Update? @walter! @Toby
Toby 2025-10-17 05:53 p.m.
Waiting on Walter
Doogy 2025-10-19 06:45 p.m.@walter!
walter! 2025-10-19 06:49 p.m.
we have communicated a proposed deal
walter! 2025-10-19 06:49 p.m.
we are still in negotiations
walter! 2025-10-24 01:09 p.m.
excellent news @Doogy
walter! 2025-10-24 01:09 p.m.
thank you for your patience your honor
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walter! 2025-10-24 01:10 p.m.
walter! 2025-10-24 01:10 p.m.
the state respectfully submits this agreement to the court
Doogy 2025-10-24 01:38 p.m.
can you clarify what this is supposed to mean "...the
suspended sentence shall continue to be suspended permanently" ?@walter!
suspended sentence shall continue to be suspended permanently" ?
Doogy 2025-10-24 01:38 p.m.
also unacceptable signature by the defendant @sarcasm
Doogy 2025-10-24 01:38 p.m.
denied on those grounds
Doogydenied on those grounds
walter! 2025-10-24 01:40 p.m.
tragic
Doogycan you clarify what this is supposed to mean "...the suspended sentence shall continue to be suspended permanently" ? @walter!
walter! 2025-10-24 01:41 p.m.
the intention is that even when the condition is satisfied, the conviction and associated penalties remain (namely, disqualification to serve as a peace officer)
walter! 2025-10-24 01:41 p.m.
but that the incarceration sentence remains suspended and no time is served on that charge
Doogy 2025-10-24 01:42 p.m.
so record remains but no physical incarceration
Doogy 2025-10-24 01:42 p.m.
Ok!
walter! 2025-10-24 01:43 p.m.
yes your honor
Doogyalso unacceptable signature by the defendant @sarcasm
walter! 2025-10-24 01:43 p.m.
your honor if i may
walter! 2025-10-24 01:44 p.m.
i believe that the style of his signature remains a 1a issue and, as it is a signature, he is not at liberty to change it (if he wants it to hold weight) willy nilly
walter! 2025-10-24 01:44 p.m.
no pun intended
walter! 2025-10-24 01:45 p.m.
if his signature truly does incorporate a... uhh... phallus
walter! 2025-10-24 01:45 p.m.
he ought to be able to have his signature on the record
Doogy 2025-10-24 01:59 p.m.
Unfortunately I'm denying it nonetheless, I've also deleted the physical file from the trello card due to concerns regarding the Atlassian Acceptable Use policy for scanning of uploads.
walter!tragic
Toby 2025-10-24 02:04 p.m.
LMAO
Doogyalso unacceptable signature by the defendant @sarcasm
sarcasm 2025-10-24 02:38 p.m.
i sincerely apologize your honor. that signature was my way of silent resistance against an enemy greater than myself - greater even than this noble and righteous court. an enemy that is lurking in the shadows, preying on unsuspecting petite wearers of badges who have no means to defend themselves against their cold and heartless claws.
sarcasm 2025-10-24 02:40 p.m.
is there any judicial means i could make use of to force an answer from the state in this query
Toby 2025-10-25 06:42 p.m.
sarcasmis there any judicial means i could make use of to force an answer from the state in this query
sarcasm 2025-10-31 07:40 p.m.
your god-like eminence i still haven't received an answer from the state in pursuit of this query and im starting to get worried the honorable chief counselor may not be ready to face such a deep-seated inquiry regarding his sexuality and (potential) fondness for femboys
sarcasm 2025-10-31 07:46 p.m.
i humbly request that you act as a beacon of light, shining a streak of luminescence and clarity on this gloomy matter - as befits this noble court and the pillars of justice it rests on
Doogy 2025-10-31 09:58 p.m.
So what's the holdup? Are you guys coming to a deal or are we continuing? @walter! @Toby
walter! 2025-10-31 10:22 p.m.
up to @sarcasm
walter! 2025-10-31 10:22 p.m.
if he wants to sign with something that is not a penis
walter! 2025-10-31 10:22 p.m.
then that would be great
walter! 2025-10-31 10:22 p.m.
otherwise the state is ready to go to trial
walter! 2025-10-31 10:22 p.m.
cc @Toby
sarcasm 2025-11-01 01:32 a.m.
if he can do it why cant i
sarcasmif he can do it why cant i
Toby 2025-11-01 05:41 a.m.
Sign it
TobySign it
sarcasm 2025-11-01 01:24 p.m.
sir yes sir 
sarcasm 2025-11-01 01:24 p.m.@walter! slide a copy 
walter! 2025-11-01 09:38 p.m.@Doogy will you accept this 
Doogy 2025-11-01 09:40 p.m.
no bruh
Doogy 2025-11-01 09:40 p.m.
it needs to be a signature not against tos not some ms paint pic
Doogy 2025-11-01 09:41 p.m.
either he signs it for real or we just proceed with no deal
Doogy 2025-11-01 09:41 p.m.
doesnt really seem like he wants the deal anyway
walter! 2025-11-01 11:39 p.m.@sarcasm
sarcasm 2025-11-02 12:38 a.m.
your divine eminence, you are busting my balls
sarcasm 2025-11-02 12:39 a.m.
i spent 5 minutes on that solely for your pleasure 
walter!Toby 2025-11-02 04:24 a.m.
LOL
walter!sarcasm 2025-11-02 04:27 p.m.
would it help if i told you that the two stickmen on the swings were You and I? 
Doogy 2025-11-16 09:50 p.m.
This matter will be reassigned to a different judge. @Prothonotary's Office
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bommes 2025-11-17 07:59 a.m.
Okay that’s it. I’m voiding this deal because the defendant clearly is not taking this seriously and the government and this court have made good efforts to allow defendant appropriate time to rectify his… insubordination
bommes 2025-11-17 07:59 a.m.@sarcasm Do you have counsel or shall I assign a public defender
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bommes 2025-11-17 09:32 a.m.
I keep forgetting about that when it gets reassigned smh
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bommessarcasm 2025-11-17 10:02 a.m.
quite frankly i have no idea
sarcasm 2025-11-17 10:02 a.m.
my lawyer is not in the server anymore
sarcasm 2025-11-17 10:02 a.m.
so a public defender would be awesome your honor
walter! 2025-11-17 10:10 a.m.
if you are interested in actually signing this deal the state would still go for that @sarcasm
walter!if you are interested in actually signing this deal the state would still go for that @sarcasm
sarcasm 2025-11-17 10:15 a.m.
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to be quite frank with you the deal is dogshit
1walter! 2025-11-17 10:15 a.m.
better than a conviction my friend
sarcasm 2025-11-17 10:16 a.m.
no way im willingly giving up my job to someoe's alt that threatened me in dms n tried to blackmail me cuz i killed him when he flipped me
sarcasm 2025-11-17 10:16 a.m.
get real dawg
walter! 2025-11-17 10:16 a.m.
then it will be unwillingly
walter! 2025-11-17 10:16 a.m.
tragic turn of events for you
walter!then it will be unwillingly
sarcasm 2025-11-17 10:16 a.m.
im fine with that twin
walter! 2025-11-17 10:17 a.m.@bommes arraign please
walter! 2025-11-17 10:17 a.m.
let’s get this show on the road
sarcasm 2025-11-17 10:17 a.m.
bommes 2025-11-17 10:38 a.m.
considering he drew private parts on the signature line I’m not letting this man loose without an attorney by his side
bommesconsidering he drew private parts on the signature line I’m not letting this man loose without an attorney by his side
sarcasm 2025-11-17 12:05 p.m.
your honor i need you to level with me here
sarcasm 2025-11-17 12:05 p.m.
did you at the very least like my ms paint signature
sarcasm 2025-11-17 12:05 p.m.
bommes 2025-11-17 12:07 p.m.
it was certainly… creative, but not appropriate(edited)
bommesit was certainly… creative, but not appropriate(edited)
sarcasm 2025-11-17 12:07 p.m.
sarcasm 2025-11-17 12:07 p.m.
sincere apologies to the associate justice for that
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bommes 2025-11-17 01:49 p.m.@š✰ ah yes it’s the third PD
bommes 2025-11-17 01:49 p.m.
haven’t seen you in forever
š✰ 2025-11-17 01:50 p.m.
yeah it's been a bit
bommes 2025-11-17 01:59 p.m.
if you’re ready we will proceed with arraignment now
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As to count one of the information, felony misconduct: how do you plead?
As to count two of the information, Second degree murder: how do you plead?
As to count three of the information, Aggravated battery: how do you plead?
@sarcasm
As to count two of the information, Second degree murder: how do you plead?
As to count three of the information, Aggravated battery: how do you plead?
bommes 2025-11-17 02:01 p.m.
oh that was fast
š✰ 2025-11-17 02:01 p.m.
do you need courtesy copies as well?
š✰ 2025-11-17 02:01 p.m.
can make one rq
bommes 2025-11-17 02:08 p.m.
nah that’s alright
bommes 2025-11-17 02:09 p.m.
okay onto pre-trial we go
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Response? @bommes
bommes 2025-11-18 03:17 p.m.@walter! earth to state
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sarcasm 2025-11-18 03:25 p.m.
is this why he's slow to respond ?
walter! 2025-11-18 03:53 p.m.
truth bike
walter! 2025-11-18 03:53 p.m.@AlbertBlackwell ^^
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bommes 2025-11-18 05:11 p.m.
I don’t care who answers this motion, figure that out and have one in asap if you decide to file one.
bommesI don’t care who answers this motion, figure that out and have one in asap if you decide to file one.
AlbertBlackwell 2025-11-18 05:14 p.m.
I have delegated this to one of my attorney's, can a deadline be set please
AlbertBlackwell 2025-11-18 05:15 p.m.
I'll have them appear as soon as possible, your honour.
AlbertBlackwellI have delegated this to one of my attorney's, can a deadline be set please
bommes 2025-11-18 05:25 p.m.
2 days.
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judicialFLOW Bot2025-11-20 03:13 p.m.Requester: @kaira
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š✰ 2025-11-20 10:21 p.m.@bommes
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Deadline has exceeded
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š✰bommes 2025-11-21 01:56 a.m.
This is true
kaira 2025-11-21 03:12 a.m.
Hello, I tried to appear before the deadline.
kaira 2025-11-21 03:13 a.m.
I will still file a response, your Honor, if that's fine? @bommes (edited)
kairaI will still file a response, your Honor, if that's fine? @bommes (edited)
bommes 2025-11-21 05:11 a.m.
I’d first like to ask what took you so long. Was the deadline not enough? What happened?
bommesI’d first like to ask what took you so long. Was the deadline not enough? What happened?
kaira 2025-11-21 05:26 a.m.
No, I was about to submit but I couldn't appear. And I was just given this just recently.
kairaNo, I was about to submit but I couldn't appear. And I was just given this just recently.
bommes 2025-11-21 06:09 a.m.
When did you have the document ready
bommes 2025-11-21 06:09 a.m.
And what do you mean you couldn’t appear
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kaira 2025-11-21 06:49 a.m.
I was about to submit it when I asked to appear here
kaira 2025-11-21 06:49 a.m.
And I couldn’t appear so I couldn’t submit(edited)
bommes 2025-11-21 09:41 a.m.
The request was made before the deadline. Due to clerical error he was unable to submit his filing until now.
bommes 2025-11-21 09:42 a.m.
I deem this not to be tardiness, but rather a mix of unfortunate circumstances
š✰ 2025-11-21 08:42 p.m.
So a response? @bommes
bommes 2025-11-22 03:37 a.m.@kaira Where’s the response
kaira 2025-11-22 03:50 a.m.
Here.
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kaira 2025-11-22 03:51 a.m.@š✰ @bommes
š✰ 2025-11-26 08:40 p.m.@bommes
bommes 2025-11-27 02:01 a.m.
yes right, thanks for reminding me
bommes 2025-11-29 10:28 a.m.@kaira @š✰ are you okay with a paperless ruling (e.g. one that's only published in rulings ?)
bommesš✰ 2025-11-29 10:28 a.m.
Yeah that’s cool
bommes 2025-11-29 12:02 p.m.@š✰ @kaira ruling is out
bommes 2025-11-29 12:02 p.m.
tl;dr: motion is denied
bommes 2025-12-04 09:24 a.m.
erm
bommes 2025-12-04 09:24 a.m.
right
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bommes 2025-12-04 09:25 a.m.
Mister Attorney General, sorry to call upon you like this but it appears the assigned prosecutor abandoned the case and this state in its entirety. I would like to hear from you how this should proceed as the head of the department and its offices
š✰ 2025-12-05 03:03 p.m.@bommes dismissal
š✰ 2025-12-05 03:03 p.m.
past pre-trial and in trial stage
š✰ 2025-12-05 03:03 p.m.
violation of speedy trial clause
bommes 2025-12-05 03:10 p.m.
denied
judicialFLOW Bot2025-12-05 06:20 p.m.Requester: @Mlexus
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Mlexus 2025-12-05 08:09 p.m.@sarcasm
Mlexus 2025-12-05 08:09 p.m.
Hi
Mlexus 2025-12-05 08:09 p.m.
Mlexus 2025-12-05 08:09 p.m.
Hmmmmmmmmm is ts worth prosecuting
Mlexus 2025-12-05 08:10 p.m.
Mlexus 2025-12-05 08:10 p.m.
Oh this is that case where the ccso guy shot some random on the highway
Mlexus 2025-12-05 08:10 p.m.
Who lawyer
Mlexus 2025-12-05 08:10 p.m.@š✰
Mlexus 2025-12-05 08:10 p.m.
2 week suspension time on al for this case not included in turn for no record
Mlexus 2025-12-05 08:10 p.m.
That my offer
Mlexus 2025-12-05 08:10 p.m.
Mlexus 2025-12-05 08:11 p.m.
and ccso ia cant do an investigation based off of use and use of the evidence in this case
bommes 2025-12-05 08:27 p.m.@š✰ @Mlexus convey with one another and inform me if/when an agreement is reached
bommesš✰ 2025-12-05 09:28 p.m.
We came with the agreement
š✰ 2025-12-05 09:29 p.m.
Will draft tomorrow morning
sarcasmMlexus 2025-12-07 05:22 a.m.
Tell me y i dont pull out from the agreement rn.
Mlexus 2025-12-07 05:23 a.m.
Ur gonna frickin die pal.
bommes 2025-12-07 06:19 a.m.
So how’s the agreement looking
Mlexus 2025-12-07 07:18 a.m.
Idk gng sumn defense guy drafting it up
Mlexus 2025-12-07 07:18 a.m.
Talm bout sumn “ tomorrow afternoon “ im crine
Mlexus 2025-12-07 07:18 a.m.
oh i mean morning my bad
bommes 2025-12-07 08:44 a.m.
Can you not talk like you’re having a stroke
bommes 2025-12-07 08:44 a.m.
I’ll have to question your ability as state counsel otherwise
bommesCan you not talk like you’re having a stroke
sarcasm 2025-12-07 08:53 a.m.
your honor i believe that the deputy attorney general's daily nutritional supplements (a succulent can of tuna) was produced using the yellowfin (Thunnus albacares), notorious for their rather high dosage of mercury. seeing as the deputy attorney general rarely skips meals in order to bulk up in preparation for his hot summer bod, it would not be far fetched to assume that the mercury has started to wilt away opposing counsel's broca's area (responsible for speech production and articulation in the frontal lobe)
MlexusTell me y i dont pull out from the agreement rn.
sarcasm 2025-12-07 08:54 a.m.
yo dont make me cry
sarcasm 2025-12-07 08:54 a.m.
š✰ 2025-12-07 06:03 p.m.@bommes yeah that’s on me, finishing up HW
š✰ 2025-12-07 06:03 p.m.
will have it drafted
bommes 2025-12-09 12:28 p.m.@š✰
bommes 2025-12-11 11:07 a.m.@š✰
š✰ 2025-12-12 12:08 p.m.@bommes i know!
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š✰ 2025-12-12 12:09 p.m.@bommes @Mlexus @sarcasm
sarcasm 2025-12-12 12:11 p.m.
Mlexus 2025-12-13 02:12 a.m.
Ts nga just sign it for me without me reading over it
Mlexus 2025-12-13 02:12 a.m.
Im crine dawg
Mlexus 2025-12-13 02:13 a.m.
Ya this looks ok
Mlexus 2025-12-13 02:13 a.m.Signs with big expensive pen made in Japan and Germany or whatever as a flex in open court
Mlexus 2025-12-13 02:13 a.m.@š✰ @sarcasm @bommes
bommes 2025-12-13 04:22 a.m.
interesting
š✰ 2025-12-13 07:57 p.m.
we good @bommes ?
Mlexus 2025-12-14 11:35 p.m.
I no longer represent the state @Awesome @mantisshrimp69
Mlexus 2025-12-14 11:35 p.m.
Oh awesome isn't judge here
Mlexus 2025-12-14 11:35 p.m.@bommes @š✰
Mlexus 2025-12-14 11:35 p.m.
Woops copy and paste
Mlexus 2025-12-14 11:35 p.m.
š✰ 2025-12-15 12:25 a.m.
Im crine
judicialFLOW Bot2025-12-18 02:42 a.m.Requester: @Glass
Party:State (@bommes )
Channel:state-of-mayflower-v-enoughwiththesarcasm
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Glass 2025-12-18 03:04 a.m.
im gonna be honest with you your honor, im not even sure what the goal was here anymore
Glass 2025-12-18 03:05 a.m.
but I was assigned the case
Glass 2025-12-18 03:05 a.m.
is there anything I need to be aware of regarding this?
bommes 2025-12-18 06:30 a.m.
Well there was a plea agreement signed by your predecessor. I’d like you to analyse the facts and the agreement to see whether the state still supports this
bommesWell there was a plea agreement signed by your predecessor. I’d like you to analyse the facts and the agreement to see whether the state still supports this
Glass 2025-12-18 09:56 a.m.
i assume it's still approved by the attorney general since it was done under the DAG's supervision
Glass 2025-12-18 10:10 a.m.@bommes would it be acceptable to the court if we just substitute section 2 for probation of the same time period
Glass 2025-12-18 10:11 a.m.
i dont feel like it would be a prudent use of the state's time to hound the defendant over this when CCSO have perfectly capable probation officers to do the exact same thing
Glass 2025-12-18 10:12 a.m.
otherwise I see no reason to believe that the agreement has changed or needs to be changed*(edited)
Glass 2025-12-18 01:46 p.m.@bommes can I request that you check dms (unrelated to the case)
judicialFLOW Bot2026-01-16 02:45 p.m.Requester: @š✰
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